clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Randomize
