pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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