In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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