They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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