But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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