But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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