She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
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