peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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