Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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