im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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