i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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