Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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