Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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