He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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