Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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