Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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