Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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