No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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