Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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