I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
they're like a gay fantastic four
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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