We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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