I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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