can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
