sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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