I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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