On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
