idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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