Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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