All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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