Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Randomize
