Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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