This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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