I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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