i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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