I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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