Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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