I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Do you remember whose house we're in?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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