It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Randomize
