Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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