Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I have demons in me.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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