do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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