Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
