She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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