vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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