there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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