I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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