Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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