Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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