Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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