all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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