I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You did what with his pubic hair?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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