How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I forgot how hot balto sounded
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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